They were probably better off in Hell.

And in case anyone’s curious about the knocked-over statue in the first panel, it’s based directly on the statue of St. Urho from Menahga, MN. Urho himself is once again patterned after my good friend, Toronto-based standup comic Dean Young – who you can totally follow on Twitter!

(Hopefully the likeness turned out all right – I was kind of in a mad rush to get this one done in time.)